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brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

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scarydirk:

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

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startofdawn:

captain—americanna:

If you had to choose between your OTP becoming canon and world peace, how would you celebrate your OTP becoming canon?

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

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Meeting an alien for the first time

keisuk3:

Me: spell icup

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